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Belgrove Distillery Wood Seep Rye 73.3% (this whisky seeped out of the wood after the barrel was emptied)

Nose: Powdered sugar. Cranberry orange relish. Metallic. Clover. Slightly hoppy with moist oats. Cow chow. Sauerkraut and cornichons.

Palate: Full on spearmint. Fancy rosemary herbed butter. The alcohol isn’t in your face, but you have to work your way up to here. An intense, intense woodniness. I feel nearly pine but ryan disagrees and thinks he needs to start licking the tropical hardwoods at home depot, perhaps tea tree.

Rating: 7 (Shane) 6 (Ryan) / 10 – it’s down right absurd this is drinkable. And delicious. Fucking hazmat hoose juice. My mouth is completely numb. Ryan thinks I lack fortitude.